Stiff, uninspired small talk will be your key to success.
Things are getting less bleak in Winnipeg, at least from a personal safety perspective, as crime rates continue to slide.
Climbing the domestic ladder can involve longer hours, but can it lead to the same lack of fulfillment?
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New Retro Phone Cord Automatically Twirls Around Your Finger When That Cute Boy Finally Calls

Available for eleven cents from Phone Supply, this self-wrapping cord will provide some retro flair for those painfully lonely nights.

Local Grandfather Set to Release Book About How Disappointed He is With Your Life Choices

His book, titled "Kids These Days, I Swear to Christ" is set for release next month.
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