Enid "Sandman" Sanderson

Enid is a discredited journalist that we’re fortunate to have. Her rare combination of a complete lack of journalistic integrity, coupled with a genuine contempt for fact-checking, is as noteworthy as it is alarming.


New Retro Phone Cord Automatically Twirls Around Your Finger When That Cute Boy Finally Calls

Available for eleven cents from Phone Supply, this self-wrapping cord will provide some retro flair for those painfully lonely nights.

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