Pet Insurer Denies Claim for Harold the Dog’s Dental Work, Circumcision

Unanticipated expenses are the hardest ones to deal with.

Not Making Any Friends? Try Talking About the Weather More Often

Stiff, uninspired small talk will be your key to success.

Report: There Might Be A New and Exciting Snack in the Fridge Since You Checked 5 Minutes Ago, and 10 Minutes Ago

Not actually hungry, but bored enough to think you are? Today's your lucky day, big guy!

Jesus Murphy Wants People to Stop Using His Name in Vain

Jesus Henry Murphy is a mild-mannered watch salesman from Winnipeg. And he’s fed up.

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